17 5 / 2013
Honors comendations. I got cords, I got a metal, I got a certificate. I am fucking rocking it.
17 5 / 2013
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
(via mollyhooper-barton)
17 5 / 2013
#YOU JSUT GOT STABBED INT HE LEG #ANDY YOU’RE LIKE #FIXING MY POCKETSQUARE!!!
He also just SMASHED A DUDE’S SKULL IN with the help of that pocket square. Fabulous AND functional!
(Source: bandofbrothels)
17 5 / 2013
16 5 / 2013
The one time I wear the one bar crawl shirt I own in public I get yelled at walking from the library to Starbucks. And sadly I more or less have to agree with her one sentance stance. Iowa City does have an unhealthy drinking culture and glorifies it.
Now I feel bad. And amused that she thinks I party. It is amazing what people assume based on a shirt.
16 5 / 2013
Forgot chopsticks, too stubborn to go back and ask for some. Guess who is eating sushi with her fingers.
16 5 / 2013
The Musgrave Ritual
“Splendid air!”
John Watson, the man who killed Sherlock Holmes - by fresh air.
or
Million tumblr users, when they’ve been dragged out to the fresh air by their family.
(via astudyinsherlockiana)
16 5 / 2013
REMINDER THAT THE UK RULED ONE FIFTH OF THE WORLD, WE DON’T NEED TO WIN NO SINGING COMPETITION TO PROVE OURSELVES TO EUROPE
Eurovision hasn’t even happened yet and we’re already coming up with excuses to why we didn’t win.
(via deadbishop)
